I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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