He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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