is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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