oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
