sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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