would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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