You surviving the open bar?
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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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