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You work out of a Hotel?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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