I'm really into asian looking animals
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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