The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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