i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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