..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
