her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I forget how to act sober
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