You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We need a shit load of segways right now
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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