the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Randomize