I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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