DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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