That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
