Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm like, not good at living.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
