Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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