i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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