You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
