i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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