when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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