Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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