So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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