whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Lo siento on account of my penis...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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