Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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