Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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