I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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