so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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