I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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