yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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