I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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