she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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