You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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