My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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