You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Randomize
