I just cut my nipple shaving
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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