he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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