I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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