This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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