I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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