doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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