I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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