i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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