Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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