i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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