we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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