Nicole vs. Life
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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