Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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