People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The adults are the big ones right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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