Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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