I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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