It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Me too!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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