is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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