how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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