Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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